FIREWOOD?

Do you ever have those days where you wish you had a camera on you at a particular moment? Well that is almost everyday for me out here in Cal City. Yesterday as i was sitting out side talking to my friend on the phone, I turned my head and noticed something strange passing by. Now being an Orange County girl i don't get this alot...but what i say was a beat up old truck, blue infact, driving down the unpaved desert road that passes my house, and inside where two men with their unshaven faces and their three day old unwashed hair laugh and waving to me as they drove by. However, that was not the superprising or unnormal part about it...I have had white trash drive there beat down pick up truck waving and smiling at me before...no no...it what the 10ft tree stump that they were pulling behind their truck that baffeled me. It was my own person white trach parde. The two men knowing how rediculous they looked as they were draging their firewood (just a guess who knows what they are going to do with it) down the road managed to make fun of themselves by waving and laughing before any words came out of my mouth; and at that moment I could do or say was nothing but just wave back and laugh. Nevertheless, what really baffeled me is that I have no idea where they got this massive tree truck concidering WE LIVE IN THE FREAKING DESERT! Trees aren't that big around here and if they are they have been planted in someones front yard. WHERE DID YOU GET THAT TREE MY WHITE TRASH BOYS? Oh the joys of living in Cal City...brings a smile to my face at the stupidity of the locals and there crazy ways.