A WANNA BE

I dont know about you but I love to people watch...and out of the most ridiculous things I ever see is when I see a WANNA BE. It cracks me up...for a minute...and then really pisses me off. I know that people should live there lives the way that they want...and dress the way that they want...but really when you are trying to be something you could never be it is just annoying. I see people trying to portray a life that could never pertain to them. For example...today I saw a young man in what is known as a "rice rocket" bumpin some sort of hard gangsta music wearing what would be described as "vato" style clothing...and the boy was white. Now diversity is just fine...but really how ridiculous does it look for that guy to be driving something that is primarily an Asian ride...listing to music that primarily is about ghetto life...and wearing clothing that is distinguished by Mexican gangsta's while driving though a residential neighborhood where mostly families and old people live...WTF! Now dont get me wrong there is nothing wrong with a suped up ride that is intend for street racing, and yes i do enjoy some gangsta rap and listen to it and bump it myself at times, and there is nothing really wrong with the "vato" style but come on all intertwined by a white boy that lives in the "suburbs"! You dont see me in a hoopty bumping country with my eyebrows drawn on with a sharpy wearin a wife beater with a flannel tied around my waist in baggy ass pants do you....no you dont because i would probably get my ass kick for being such a lame ass! There is something wrong with this picture...

                                                    (see....doesnt this look ridiculous!)

Now why would someone do this to themselves you might ask...because some people obviously want to be something that they arent because they are embarrassed or scared to just be themselves and (sorry guys) most guys want to be hard asses (and some girls too...but mostly men) and try to achieve the persona of being a hard ass by identifying themselves with what society sees as threatening. But really is what you see above threatening to you? Now some may say...oh what does it matter if someone wants to dress like this or that and listen to this and that or drive this or that? Let me show you what happens:

                                                            (place your kids face here.)

And this is where I get pissed off. Back in the day a kid would look up to a cowboy, a cop, a fireman, an astronaut, a soldier, and etc. Now-a-days I see kids that (not all) look up to these gangsta rap artists, these "ballers", these "outlaws of society" and think that they have it all figured out and that kind of life is the way to go because they have there fancy cars but most importantly these "outlaws" have "respect". What they dont realize is how hard these "outlaws" live is/was because of where they came from and how their reputation that they have built for themselves follows them for the rest of their life because they "lived the gangsta life". These kids also dont realize that the majority of these people wish there lives could have been different. But no they are cool because they hit bitches, shoot mother fuckers and sell drugs but most importantly they have respect because people are scared of them. And I totally blame parents...yes im a parent and if my kid turns out that way...it will be my fault. I dont care what you say or what excuse you have...it is the parents fault for not instilling moral values, common sense, and in general just not paying attention and letting your kids get away with murder (sometimes literally).

                                                                  (common sense)

Now i could go on and on but like i said i am parent and have better things to do...like pay attention to my kid and start instilling good life lesson in him while he's young. Till next time.

MOOCHER!

Today on Crazy Taxi I would like to talk about my favorite type of person...the moocher. A Mooch is a very cunning little fellow who comes into our lives as relatively harmless but then slowly but surely starts to show there true colors. The Urban Dictionary defines a moocher as:

1. Moocher: Someone who always asks for things and favors constantly and will never leave you alone. They will ask for money, rides to places, for you to do simple tasks they could do easily but they think the whole world should cater to them, basically just a leech to everyone around them, a parasite to the community.
2. Moocher: 1. A stoner who uses you offten to get high on your own personal supply. he/she will smoke you stash, eat your munchies, drink your koolade and never ever return the favor. 2. Some who always "borrows" things that are not normally borrowed. 3. Some one who uses you there own good but never returns the favor
3. Moocher: Someone who survives off anothers income. Someone who believes that they are owed something for nothing. One who even if they have their own money, food, clothes, etc. will still use someone else's first. Even if that someone else is more poor.

4. Moocher: One who always begs for free things and won't ever go away, even if you do give him stuff.
5. Moocher: Someone who won't leave you the fuck alone until you give them something for free.
6. Moocher: One who asks or takes from someone's food or money I.E. french fries, money, pretzels
7. Moocher: A massive leach on society. always trying to get something for nothing, usually unemployed. and in most cases excessively obese.

Now that you know what a Mooch is and what there basic character traits are...sit back and ask yourself if you have a moocher in your life or are you the mooch??? It could be that unemployed brother (that even though he doesnt take money away from you directly) he does take money from you and the rest of those in our society that wake up early every morning to get to work, bust our asses for 8 long hours, and by the time we are getting back from work they are just getting up as they roll out of bed smoke their bowl and then play endless hours of video games until the next morning. Or it could be that friend that always wants to spend money via on cloth, food, groceries, and etc. and always invites you to come along and somehow you always end up "having to" spend more, lend more, or put more in to cover the bill and no matter how many times they promise to pay you back and you know you will never see it in full. These people need to be stopped. Honestly if I could really ever say that there is one thing wrong with this world it would be that there are too many Moochers.

There are so many people that are mooching off their family and friends or that are mooching off society by way of well-far, unemployment, or disability that are not trying to look for a job, that are not trying to go to school, or trying to get there sit together in any way shape or form. I was watching this commercial the other day about how every 1 in 3 parents cant afford diapers and I am sorry diapers are not that expensive and trust me...my husband and I are not even close to rolling in the dough! So either they shouldnt have gotten pregnant or these parents need to spend there money more responsibility because it is just bullshit....I see these people that "cant" afford diapers but they are walking around with a cell phone??? WTF! Sure cell phone arent that expensive but that $40.00 per month could pay for a months worth of diapers! I am soooooo Fucking tired of seeing people play the im sooo poor game because i know that there are jobs out there for them but the fact of the matter is that you get paid better or just as well when your on well-far, unemployment, or disability and can do nothing and staying at home that there is no point in getting a job...more and more people are turning into mooches because integrity and shame has failed!

So Cara whats the whole point??? Well boys and girls the point is that maybe you havent look hard enough around you and maybe you didnt know what constituted someone as a Mooch but now that you have a better idea of what these creeps that are glued to their couches or beds are really doing, thinking, and wanting....what I want you to do is quit buying into these sob stories about poor me and start kicking those Moochers to the curb...because if we keep letting people and our children Mooch off of us and society by abusing the "system" then what we are really leaving behind is a bunch of couch potato's that think the world should be handed and given to them on a silver platter. So tell that friend that they are a Mooch...tell that brother/sister that they are a Mooch...and tell that Government that we will not take care of the Moochers of society....tell them that we will no longer be taken advantage of or played like a fool!

FIREWOOD?

Do you ever have those days where you wish you had a camera on you at a particular moment? Well that is almost everyday for me out here in Cal City. Yesterday as i was sitting out side talking to my friend on the phone, I turned my head and noticed something strange passing by. Now being an Orange County girl i don't get this alot...but what i say was a beat up old truck, blue infact, driving down the unpaved desert road that passes my house, and inside where two men with their unshaven faces and their three day old unwashed hair laugh and waving to me as they drove by. However, that was not the superprising or unnormal part about it...I have had white trash drive there beat down pick up truck waving and smiling at me before...no no...it what the 10ft tree stump that they were pulling behind their truck that baffeled me. It was my own person white trach parde. The two men knowing how rediculous they looked as they were draging their firewood (just a guess who knows what they are going to do with it) down the road managed to make fun of themselves by waving and laughing before any words came out of my mouth; and at that moment I could do or say was nothing but just wave back and laugh. Nevertheless, what really baffeled me is that I have no idea where they got this massive tree truck concidering WE LIVE IN THE FREAKING DESERT! Trees aren't that big around here and if they are they have been planted in someones front yard. WHERE DID YOU GET THAT TREE MY WHITE TRASH BOYS? Oh the joys of living in Cal City...brings a smile to my face at the stupidity of the locals and there crazy ways.