MOOCHER!

Today on Crazy Taxi I would like to talk about my favorite type of person...the moocher. A Mooch is a very cunning little fellow who comes into our lives as relatively harmless but then slowly but surely starts to show there true colors. The Urban Dictionary defines a moocher as:

1. Moocher: Someone who always asks for things and favors constantly and will never leave you alone. They will ask for money, rides to places, for you to do simple tasks they could do easily but they think the whole world should cater to them, basically just a leech to everyone around them, a parasite to the community.
2. Moocher: 1. A stoner who uses you offten to get high on your own personal supply. he/she will smoke you stash, eat your munchies, drink your koolade and never ever return the favor. 2. Some who always "borrows" things that are not normally borrowed. 3. Some one who uses you there own good but never returns the favor
3. Moocher: Someone who survives off anothers income. Someone who believes that they are owed something for nothing. One who even if they have their own money, food, clothes, etc. will still use someone else's first. Even if that someone else is more poor.

4. Moocher: One who always begs for free things and won't ever go away, even if you do give him stuff.
5. Moocher: Someone who won't leave you the fuck alone until you give them something for free.
6. Moocher: One who asks or takes from someone's food or money I.E. french fries, money, pretzels
7. Moocher: A massive leach on society. always trying to get something for nothing, usually unemployed. and in most cases excessively obese.

Now that you know what a Mooch is and what there basic character traits are...sit back and ask yourself if you have a moocher in your life or are you the mooch??? It could be that unemployed brother (that even though he doesnt take money away from you directly) he does take money from you and the rest of those in our society that wake up early every morning to get to work, bust our asses for 8 long hours, and by the time we are getting back from work they are just getting up as they roll out of bed smoke their bowl and then play endless hours of video games until the next morning. Or it could be that friend that always wants to spend money via on cloth, food, groceries, and etc. and always invites you to come along and somehow you always end up "having to" spend more, lend more, or put more in to cover the bill and no matter how many times they promise to pay you back and you know you will never see it in full. These people need to be stopped. Honestly if I could really ever say that there is one thing wrong with this world it would be that there are too many Moochers.

There are so many people that are mooching off their family and friends or that are mooching off society by way of well-far, unemployment, or disability that are not trying to look for a job, that are not trying to go to school, or trying to get there sit together in any way shape or form. I was watching this commercial the other day about how every 1 in 3 parents cant afford diapers and I am sorry diapers are not that expensive and trust me...my husband and I are not even close to rolling in the dough! So either they shouldnt have gotten pregnant or these parents need to spend there money more responsibility because it is just bullshit....I see these people that "cant" afford diapers but they are walking around with a cell phone??? WTF! Sure cell phone arent that expensive but that $40.00 per month could pay for a months worth of diapers! I am soooooo Fucking tired of seeing people play the im sooo poor game because i know that there are jobs out there for them but the fact of the matter is that you get paid better or just as well when your on well-far, unemployment, or disability and can do nothing and staying at home that there is no point in getting a job...more and more people are turning into mooches because integrity and shame has failed!

So Cara whats the whole point??? Well boys and girls the point is that maybe you havent look hard enough around you and maybe you didnt know what constituted someone as a Mooch but now that you have a better idea of what these creeps that are glued to their couches or beds are really doing, thinking, and wanting....what I want you to do is quit buying into these sob stories about poor me and start kicking those Moochers to the curb...because if we keep letting people and our children Mooch off of us and society by abusing the "system" then what we are really leaving behind is a bunch of couch potato's that think the world should be handed and given to them on a silver platter. So tell that friend that they are a Mooch...tell that brother/sister that they are a Mooch...and tell that Government that we will not take care of the Moochers of society....tell them that we will no longer be taken advantage of or played like a fool!